I Survived My Birdday

I just thought I'd take this opportunity to let you all know that I have not been kidnapped by space aliens nor by the infamous "kidney harvesters", that I did survive my birdday. Apparently, I have a few more friends here in NYC than I thought, and they all banded together to mercifully ensure that I would relegate my birdday celebration into the foggy corners of oblivion.

According to my memories, the evening started out well enough, but it becomes progressively foggier. I do (vaguely) remember that I had fun, but according to several of my friends' stories, I apparently had a very VERY good time. I am rather the party girl when I get going, in fact (who would have guessed?). This birdday party was like a time machine since I am reconstructing what happened and what dumbass things I did based on other people's recollections, just like when I was 19.

So, ah, uh, I am back. I do have a few bruises that I don't remember getting, although I am sure it involved me doing something totally embarassing (but no, I didn't fall off the bar), so maybe that's just as well that I can't remember things ..

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Hey, don't tease us like this. We want stories! Photos! Charge sheets! Any of your friends prepared to provide links?

I must admit I was a bit worried that you had forgotten to take the candles out of your beer before drinking it.

Bob

Happy belated birdday! Glad you had fun!

By David Harmon (not verified) on 04 Feb 2008 #permalink