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Pillow Talk

By grrlscientist on October 25, 2009.


A Greek man was relaxing at his favorite cafe in Krateron, a small Greek village in northern Greece, when he managed to attract the attentions of a spectacular blonde woman. He invited her back to his flat, made some small talk and then they made love. After a pleasant interlude and a blissful rest, he stretched, and smiling, he asked; "So...you finish?"

She paused for a second, and frowned. "No," she replied.

Pleasantly surprised, the Greek man reached for her and had his way with her again. This time she's wild, thrashing about on the bed and climaxing with screams of passion. After resting for awhile again, the Greek man finally smiles, and asked, "You finish?"

And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him. "No," she replied.

The Greek man is stunned, but he's damned if this woman is going to outlast him. So he reaches for her again. It takes all of his strength and he barely manages to do it, but they climax simultaneously, screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping bed sheets. It's dawn by then, and, entirely spent, the exhausted Greek man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks, "You finish!?"

"Dammit, no!" she shouts back. "For the last time, I am Swedish!"

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