And, as always from The Onion, so true...
There you go! Just run this on CNN and you've got half their programming. As for the locals...this is actually better than what they have. As Michael Moore pointed out, we are unique in that "if it bleeds, it leads." is actually considered acceptable news presentation. The only thing they left out is the continuous loops.
The price for having rights is the responisibility of exercising them with consideration for others.