It's been a long time since I saw something like this. I remember back in the 1980's, I saw an utterly hysterically funny series on a religious cable outlet about the evils of rock 'n' roll, complete with dire warnings about how rock 'n' roll was a one-way ticket straight to hell. Well, it turns out that they're still making such amusingly over-the-top videos. Some of the targets haven't changed, many have. These are parts 1 and 2 of a four part series. Part I reveals Satan's true conspiracy that is rock 'n' roll, particularly the evil of George Harrison's My Sweet Lord. So, check out Part 1 of CrossTV's They Sold Their Souls for Rock 'n' Roll (with apologies to Black Sabbath):
As I said, it's all a one-way ticket straight to hell, obviously a plot of Satan himself. But wait! There's more! The second segment is even "better" than the first.
Part II tells of the roots of rock 'n' roll to the present. Did you know that Robert Johnson was possessed by the devil? Of course you didn't! The devil made sure of it! What about Bill Haley and the Comets? Elvis? All possessed! Don't believe me? Later, it trots out the usual suspects, such as Black Sabbath, Alice Cooper (one of my favorites), Madonna, Metallica, Marilyn Manson (of course!), along with some surprising other "possessed" rock 'n' rollers, like Ricky Martin, Meat Loaf the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync (I had always suspected that boy bands were the tools of Satan--now I have confirmation!), and Joni Mitchell, of all people (I kid you not). It's also revealed just how many rappers are into Satanism. (I had no idea!) Beware the last five or six minutes, though. After 50 minutes or so of amusing fundamentalist loopiness, the show veers suddenly into some seriously intentional gross-out anti-abortion footage, complete with just what you think it would have, plus the usual "abortion = the Holocaust" rhetoric. It kind of ruins the buzz from rest of the video, if you ask me.
You've been warned.
Yeah, 'cause none of us have heard the story about Johnson selling his soul at the crossroads.
Maybe the devil tried to keep it secret, but there must be some leaks on his staff.
;-)
That verse from Timothy they read at the beginning; I thought it was about TV preachers like Jimmy Swaggart, Jimmy Bakker, and Ted Haggerd.
It's like Perversion for Profit for the twenty-first century!
So is Christian rock evil or just bad?
If the Backstreet Boys, NSync and Spice Girls are the result of a Faustian deal, then Satan is getting lazy. Nevertheless, if all the truly great rock and blues artists are in hell and heaven is full of fundies, then I fail to see the point of being saved.
There's nothing about the evils of dancing? I'm surprised they have moved past that one lovely bit of rhetoric.
Whoever directed and produced that movie should be smacked. Regardless of the ridiculous content, it's just a very poorly made movie. Constantly rehashing little bits of footage, long boring scenes of the host just standing there and pontificating, cheesy graphics, cheesier music, mind-numbingly dragging out every point and every scene as long as possible--God, it's unwatchable. I was only able to get through a few minutes before I had to turn it off from sheer boredom.
There's a serious overtone of repression in those videos. It seems like little more than an excuse for Christians to see sordid sexual imagery. Me? If I need some good porn, I know how to get it for free and without the religious garbage attached.
Christian metal is one of my guilty pleasures. Mortification, Zao, Demon Hunter - they could be singing about Jesus or Cthulhu, I don't care.
As the RAMONES put it:
All good cretins go to heaven
For a really good (and funny) look at this, read drummer Neil Peart's reply to a Texas newspaper that carried this kind of nonsense some years ago...
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Don't they also glorify the slow torturing to death of the Son of Man? And if it's hypocritical to say that something can be a solution to a problem but not the cause, where do you draw the line? Wouldn't Christian teaching itself have to be the cause of the problems it can also solve?
So is Christian rock evil or just bad?
Posted by: Ex-drone
Judging by the sound coming from the funangelical church across the road from me on Sundays, it isn't an either/or proposition.
The best "Evil music" bit I ever saw came from a Bob Larson(?) book, in which he explained that Queen was a satanic band... and AC/DC was overtly bisexual. I just about died from the laughter.
Based on what I had read, George Harrison was not a Christian. After the Beatles' "Help" days, Harrison became interest on Hinduism. Most of his composition were influenced and inspired by Indian culture.
Within the first 10 minutes of that video, they explain that you must worship ONLY God. They explain that Jesus was tempted by Satan, and gave Satan the only correct answer: "You must worship ONLY God."
I presume that the makers and preachers of that movie worship Jesus. O_O
All together now: A-one, two, three, four
"Onward, Christian soldiers,
marching as to war..."
Hold it! Er, can we have a bit more bass? OK, once more with feeling.
I'm with Wes on this one. . . after a few minutes of mild amusement, the repetitive graphics got to me, and I switched over to Bill Hicks to clear my head.
Pat Robertson says AC/DC stands for "Anti-Christ Devil's Children"
I have relatives who firmly believe this stuff.
On a related note, when I was 13 or 14 my grandmother gave me, in all seriousness, a copy of "Dark Dungeons" by Jack Chick. It was the funniest thing I had ever seen.
The movie's script is repetitive and monotonous, but hey, the sound track's pretty good!
Sad to see Grant Goodeve shilling for them. I should've guessed, though.
I wonder whether they understand the law of unintended consequences.
Backing the initial part with "Rock and Roll" by Zeppelin seems tailor-made to cause a portion of their audience to say, "Hey! That sounds like a good song!"
Right up there with the explicit lyrics "seal of approval" that Tipper got put on albums back in the 1980s.
I wonder whether they understand the law of unintended consequences.
Backing the initial part with "Rock and Roll" by Zeppelin seems tailor-made to cause a portion of their audience to say, "Hey! That sounds like a good song!"
Right up there with the explicit lyrics "seal of approval" that Tipper got put on albums back in the 1980s.
Back in my youth a favorite tale of woe was an urban legend about Marilyn Manson. Apparently, some other kids in his Christian Youth Group were serial asshats towards him, "and thus he became a satanick rockandroller..."
Funny, no one in my youth group ever learned the lesson fom that scarytaleofevil.
I can't even bring myself to watch these videos, for much the same reason I still haven't watched "Jesus Camp" -- I'll get angry for my lost (and sadly *not* misspent) youth.
During the summer after my freshman year in high school (let's see -- that would have been 1986), I decided during youth camp that I simply *wouldn't* backslide again this time, and thus began a three year musical dark spot in my life. I listened to CCM (Contemporary xian music, for the uninitiated) only, and eschewed "evil" secular radio.
What.Ever. I spent college making up for lost time and learning all that I'd missed.
I want my teenage years back.
So why didn't the Devil skip Elvis and Robert Johnson and just go straight for GWAR?
So basically having fun or being happy is a sin. I'm guess that living heaven must include a solid ritual of praying followed by reading the bible for all eternity in a dark church.