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#1) Why you leave me? I bad? Take me with you.

#2) How do you turn this thing off? Where's off button?

#3) Spooky: "Remember the restraining order"
Dublin: "But it's Christmas"

There, those are my best efforts

1) I'm carry on luggage, honest!
2) Is this where you insert batteries for the laser?
3) Spooky: Weren't you supposed to light the candles?
Dublin: I thought you brought the matches!

No good ideas on the first two, but #3 begs for something like "So, which one is the evil twin?"

1) Get in there, Dog sez, iz warm, Dog sez, so -- who are you again?

2) Todd inadvertently awakes Charlotte's inner devil

3) Spooky and Dublin just cannot agree on whose chin is the right color.