"Poland to Probe If Teletubbies Are Gay"

No, that's not an inappropriate joke. The conservative Polish government is worried that the Teletubbies might turn Polish youth into TEH GAY:

Poland's conservative government took its drive to curb what it sees as homosexual propaganda to the small screen on Monday, taking aim at Tinky Winky and the other Teletubbies.

Ewa Sowinska, government-appointed children rights watchdog, told a local magazine published on Monday she was concerned the popular BBC children's show promoted homosexuality.

She said she would ask psychologists to advise if this was the case.

In comments reminiscent of criticism by the late U.S. evangelist Jerry Falwell, she was quoted as saying: "I noticed (Tinky Winky) has a lady's purse, but I didn't realize he's a boy."

"At first I thought the purse would be a burden for this Teletubby ... Later I learned that this may have a homosexual undertone."

Actually, all of the Teletubbies creep me out, but this guy is turning kids gay? Utterly bizarre. It would be laughable if it weren't part of a larger pattern:

Polish Education Minister Roman Giertych has proposed laws sacking teachers who promote "homosexual lifestyle" and banning "homo-agitation" in schools.

But in a sign that the government wants to distance itself from Sowinska's comments, Parliamentary Speaker Ludwig Dorn said he had warned her against making public comments "that may turn her department into a laughing stock."

The 10-year-old Teletubbies, which features four rotund, brightly colored characters loved by children around the world, became a target of religious conservatives after Falwell suggested Tinky Winky could be homosexual.

It's just hard to take conservatives serously when they worry about this stuff...

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Who knows what people like her would do when faced with kids that have no hangups with gender-roles. I still remember playing Barbies with my friends (boys and girls) being barbies too, and then we all switch and be guys playing G.I. Joes or ninja turtles. This lady has some serious issues.

I seem to recall that Poland has lots of creationists too (from survey data). Why does creationism seem to go hand in hand with homophobia?

But in a sign that the government wants to distance itself from Sowinska's comments, Parliamentary Speaker Ludwig Dorn said he had warned her against making public comments "that may turn her department into a laughing stock

Who knows what people like her would do when faced with kids that have no hangups with gender-roles. I still remember playing Barbies with my friends (boys and girls) being barbies too, and then we all switch and be guys playing G.I. Joes or ninja turtles. This lady has some serious issues