If you happen to be falling from the sky into the water right now this brain is for you

yes you. Or perhaps you've fallen off of your midlife crisis testosterone penis boat?

This here inflatable brain could save your life. Order only if you are experiencing an actual emergency drowning situation.

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Alternatively you could buy this for me for XMas... if only you knew where to send it.

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