You do want some letters after your name, don't you?

"Error: We are experiencing technical problems processing your membership application. Please try again later. Apologies for the inconvenience."

You could become a reverend.... It's easy as pie. Just as easy as Hovind's Ph.D.

I am not shy. I am an FCD, and was one before PZ even. You have permission to kiss my feet.

Aargh! The registration be experiencin' techincal difficulties, matey. I'll havta try again later.

- Rev. Capt. BruceH of the First Church of FSM

I put ICAR after my name, and nobody has ever challenged it. But I worked hard for that piece of fruit salad. I did, indeed, climb Ayer's Rock.

I am getting inundated with membership applications, thanks. Having FCD after your name apparently has more kudos than I realised.

Apologies for the occasional 'technical problems' mentioned above - they probably occur if you try to join while I am updating the membership list. Please try again in a few minutes.

The country by country breakdown is interesting. Charlie currently has more friends in the USA than in England.

Nice. I, too, am one of the elite who meets to think on his feet.

Or something.

I hope nobody thinks this makes me a florist.

somnilista: "I was an FCD before PZ" has a good rap rhythm to it. Any more lines welcome.

With all those Brits on the list where is Dawkins? He, Shermer and Dennett were certainly eager enough to sign up as "Brights."

-J W Thomas, FCD.

Ooo, that'll look great in conjunction with my ascendancy to DfS and Popehood.

Awesome, I've always wanted to add letters after my name

I signed up. Don't I look impressive now?

I, too, didn't have any whisky last night. I plum forgot. But I did have some nice Bordeaux.

Heh, I'm game. Trying to get the letters PhD after my name has been an ulcer and apnea generating experience.

FCD will come at less expense to my health and personal life, not to mention my savings account.