Thanks, Hank Fox. Now I've been damned, officially.
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Pretty silly. Some people seem to take the site seriously, though, which is sort of pathetic.
Roll your cursor over the names, to see what they've been damned for.
PZ Myers: For excessive rationality and infectious outspokenness.
That's not hell. Hell is place with lots of cubicles where you wilt under bright florescent lights, while overhearing the guy next to you talk endlessly on the phone about his vasectomy as he eats a smelly sardine sandwich.
davem, I hope you have already damned the guy (although that may be a little recursive)
At least you're in good company, PZ. GW Bush, Henry Kissinger....oh, wait a minute.......
Hank said:
Reading it quickly at first I thought it said "infectious octopusness". Which is better IMO.
ROFLcopters!
I damned a friend of mine for 'laughing as hard as he did when his church got hit by a tornado'... hehehehhe. His way to be 'saved' was to watch Jesus Christ Superstar 666 times.
Cute site.
Someone should damn Jesus Christ for 'Failing in his Mission Statement'.
Good one Hank! Hilarious!
I just spammed the site by damning myself for "ass blasting".
I wonder if Jean Claude van is in there anywhere, for the blatently obvious pun?
LOL, Tyler DiPietro!
I'm afraid you're going to have to work pretty hard to match the wacky level of the spam in PZ's Lin Liangtai thread, though. Nothing in the world quite as goofy as a True Believer. Believer in what, I have no idea, which will give you a sense of the level of wackiness there.
I promptly damned myself for my stubborn refusal to believe in hell. I'll be in nice company.
How do I damn someone on that website? When I click "Damn someone," it won't let me type in a name!
I love the damnation for Blaise Pascal. "Damned for Pascal's Wager. Flimsiest argument for theism evar."
` That's GREAT!!! And I just bet I'll keep you all company for uncontroversially proving reverse evolution.
I damned Hitler for a bad moustache. However he could redeem himself by "doing stuff". Yeah, I'm tired.
I see Mickey Mouse and Bill Gates are in there, too. Interesting.
When is luau night?
How absolutely...quaint.
Only 2156 damned? The bible lied to us...AGAIN.
I wonder what happens when it gets to 5 million served? Ronald McDonald squirming on a pitchfork?
I see that Bush is there for treason amd Satan is there for "hosting crappy parties."
There must be about twenty versions of Bush in there, several Dick Cheneys, and a Rumsfeld or two. Even Ann Coulter.
Best so far, IMHO:
Chuck Norris: Damned for "Driving an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."
Somebody probably beat me to it, but I damned Charles Darwin for "Being right. Wiseass."
You lucky, lucky bastard!
I just damned my husband for forgetting to turn on his cell phone. (I needed his help to cut a cling-on poop off of our kitten, who was doing his Mr. Hankey impersonation.)
For this crime, there is no way to make amends.
There must be about twenty versions of Bush in there, several Dick Cheneys, and a Rumsfeld or two. Even Ann Coulter.
Good. Coulter should be damned for being a harpy whose prose reads like Fr. Charles Coughlin on a day when he'd been dipping too freely into the sacramental wine.
I found Orac.
Damned for "Outspoken Criticism of Unscientific Psuedomedicine".
If The Captain and Tenille aren't listed for 'Muskrat Love', it can't really be hell. Cheer up, PZ; you've only been damned as a temp, in purgatory.
So have a cup of java and when the Flying Biscotti Monster passes by, repent.
Someone tried to delete P.Z. Myers from hell. Don't worry I threw him back in.
Phil P
PZ:
Looking around on that wall, I see you've been damned twice! Look down and to the left from the where Hank damned you, near the bottom of the wall, and your name appears again. This time, however, the person who names you isn't identified, and you don't get a chance to redeem yourself. I think the site should have a filter of some sort- no one deserves to be twice-damned to hell.
Don't get too full of yourself, PZ. You're not even in as big type as Chef Boyardi.
And no resting on your laurels, you hear?
Save one of P.Z.'s souls.
View the damned:
http://www.youaredamned.com/?id=efb02971b08434b3c28b54fc168e3d07&u=s
Grant redemption:
http://www.youaredamned.com/process/?action=undamn&id=efb02971b08434b3c…
Delete the damned:
http://www.youaredamned.com/process/?action=delete&id=efb02971b08434b3c…
Sorry pz, But I guess you have been tripple dog damned. I should have looked at your blog first , but yours was the first name that popped into my mind when contemplating the seminal question,"HMMMM...who should I damn today?"