I love them internets

Damn. I click on your link for lesbian vampire movies and get Larry Moran reviewing Collins' book. What a let down!

Conclusion: Larry Moran is in fact a lesbian vampire.

(Did I say that out loud?)

Yikes. That's been fixed, no worries.

His 'links to this post' section still refers here.

I think you could get some confused wanderers this way.

Meh. Girl/girl is sexy, but lesbians aren't, because they don't want guys around. That's the one thing I don't get about this whole thing -- is it really so hard to say that what guys into that sort of thing really want is bisexuality, not lesbianism?

Also, copy-and-paste link to the Onion that seems relevant here:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30615

Well, since I'm not looking for another mate, others' sexuality doesn't matter one way or the other to me. I'm into the vampire part, anyway. I notice that you also are not put off by the cadaverous condition of the subjects.

Besides, the author is a lesbian. She shouldn't have to care what you or I are into.

Vampires are cadaverous, but they're also fantasy creatures. If I was roleplaying, that's one thing, but if a real vampire came on to me, I'd be eighteen different kinds of freaked out (#6: Real vampire? WTF?).

And point taken re: the blog owner.

"Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter"

That is all.

If you're looking for hot female vampires, I recommend Jim Carrey's acting debut Once Bitten. No, seriously. There's a dance-off.

"Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter"

That is all.

I wasn't sure if anyone else knew about this flick. Man is it crazy.

After this post his votes skyrocketed.

There are lots of Lesbian Vampires are supporting you, PZ!

PHIL! Pander to Gay Male Werewolves! You might catch up!

if a real vampire came on to me, I'd be eighteen different kinds of freaked out

Yeah, yeah, heard that before; "vampires suck", "no more churchvisits", "long life is a drag", et cetera.

Hey now, don't take this so lightly. After all, Jack Chick has a real ex-vampire working for him. Chick's batboy obviously wasn't a lesbian, but he was a 32nd Degree Mason (and we all know, that's when you get inducted into the Illuminati).

Torbjorn:

Yeah, you're just avoiding the real issues: no more daylight and an unending hunger for blood. Both damned inconvenient.

Just goes to show ya, Susan Sarandon's rack is so fine it'll turn dead women gay.

Brian:

Those don't scare me personally - no day job but hunting for food, is all. What would get me is that I don't get garlic with the meat.

>> Susan Sarandon's rack is so fine it'll turn dead women gay.

Couldn't have said that better myself! :)

Thanks for the link, PZ - we'll be watching you! ;)

Jericho
SistersofBlood.com

if a real vampire came on to me, I'd be eighteen different kinds of freaked out

Yeah, yeah, heard that before; "vampires suck", "no more churchvisits", "long life is a drag", et cetera.

Brian:

Those don't scare me personally - no day job but hunting for food, is all. What would get me is that I don't get garlic with the meat.