O how desperate he has become. Phil is stripping to get votes now. I'm not going to go down that road (I'd be doomed for sure if I did), so here's the deal. Vote for me and I'm going to expose my brain rather than my bod: I've got this great post on evolution of the vascular system I'll put up later today if you good, smart people can keep the drooling libidinous minions of the Bad One at bay a little longer, and keep me in the lead. Otherwise, it's internet memes/quizzes and photos of my cat's litter box.
Vote for Pharyngula (and remember, you can vote every day!). Unless you hate science.
P.S. Comrade Bérubé insists that my re-education will take great strides forward if I encourage all to vote for him as the Best Educational Blog.
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I'll vote for you if your promise to keep your clothes ON.
I dunno...
Can you crack nuts with your frontal lobe like the way Phil can crack nuts with his pecs?
Sheesh. Just whip em out and measure already.
I'm not familiar with these awards, so I may not cast any votes.
But if it makes you feel any better, I don't read Bad Astronomy unless you link there.
So I've been reading it a lot lately. :)
Pbbbt. Like you wouldn't post that anyway.
And Tara-- I'm speechless! And that never happens.
As a loyal squidling, I've been voting for you every day since the start of this horrible contest.
Please, no stripping on your part.
(The vascular system post would be super awesome, kthnxbai)
This is all so unseemly....just post the frigging 'evolution of vascular systems' and be done with it
He explained at great length...
Tara, you made me laugh.
t's ntrnt mms/qzzs nd phts f my ct's lttr bx.
Gd Gd, brng thm n. NYTHNG thr thn yr sl dcy.
15 mins ago the count was over 5000, now it is 4944.
How do you vote negatively?
And if we vote for you, may we expect Cephalopodmas presents?
Yes, you may expect Cephalopodmas presents.
Uh-oh, he's behind by less than a hundred!
Will I get Cephalopodmas presents?? :)