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This is the phallus of a beetle.
Interesting picture, stolen from Early Warning.
I wasn't exactly a normal kid. I loved animals, and after much convincing, I somehow got my mother to agree to let me have hedgehogs. Two of them, actually.
A cigar?
Honestly, I was expecting something that looked like a squid.
What? It didn't remind you of a squid?
Now you've got me wondering what else it looks like.
Ummm.... depending on what you think that looks like to you, it looks like you may need to see your doctor?
It does appear to be a bit nicked up.
Actually, it seems more to be more of the squid than of the turgid.
Oh, c'mon, you should've inlined it! The link is blocked by the nanny software at the office.
From the looks of it, that would give you a mighty big prick.
Oh, I know the answer: Jesus Christ!!!!!!
Maybe a grass tree? (can't find any good picture of one)