Uh, flying monkeys? No. Really?

It's a good ol' American tradition: the telling of tall tales in a perfectly dead-pan style. There's enough weird stuff in Kansas, though, that maybe the story is actually true.

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Reminds me of the time I scared one of my bosses out of a ski trip with my tales about the West Virginia Snow Snake.

We have a lot of people who act like apes here but I've never seen them fly without an airpline. Those snipes, though, they'll getcha.