This is the only god I would worship, anyway

Which God or Goddess are you like? Your Result: Goddess Sekhemet You are Sekhemet. You are loving and caring, but when need be, you are fierce and protective. You love the color red and you are no vegetarian. Your feirce nature makes you somewhat like a rebel, but you like it that way. Congratulations!! You are Goddess!!You are your own God or Goddess Budha God Zeus Goddess Bast Satan The Christian God Jesus Which God or Goddess are you like?Make Your Own Quiz

Except that I prefer black to red, am a vegetarian, and *sigh*

Odd that "The Christian God" and "Jesus" are separate entries. Aren't Christians monotheistic? Unless they're going for the trinity thing, but then where's the Holy Spirit? I bet he/she/it feels pretty left out. It's like the red-headed stepchild of the trinity.

Anyway, I was also my own goddess. Goddess Bast was my #2 though; I had to look her up - she's the Egyptian cat goddess. Satan was my #3! Pretty awesome top three, in my opinion.

Aww, I got the christian god. I suppose I should expect online quizzes to insult me :P

This partially makes up for the barely evil result I got earlier. Satan tops the list and the Chrisian god is in last place. All's right with the world.

Your Result: You are your own God or Goddess

Satan
Goddess Sekhemet
Goddess Bast
Budha
God Zeus
Jesus
The Christian God

Grab a digit on your hand. Wich one did you grab?

This should've had an answer, "I can't, my hands are nailed to a piece of wood."

In the same way as George Carlin, I only worship Joe Pesci.

I am Christ, but given my name, what other God could I have been?

"This is the only god I would worship, anyway"

That's awfully Randian of you, PZ.

HA! I'm Zeus. :D

I got Buddha. I think I'll be avoiding meeting people near roads for a while.

Well, if you have to be a God, you might as well be the one who has the most fun.

Satan
Goddess Sekhemet
God Zeus

I have no idea how these got here.

Budha
Jesus
Goddess Bast
The Christian God

I got Budha, followed by Zeus and the Christian God, which makes me wonder about the gender question. I checked female, but my top three are males? Oh well, this contrasts nicely with my Evil rating earlier.

That is the stupidest quiz ever.

I'm my own God, followed by Zeus and then Satan!

I got my own god, too, but for some reason scored very high for Sekhmet and Satan. That was a really annoying quiz, though. I also scored totally evil. I'm feeling good about my day so far.

I can't believe this--It said I'm Jesus, and chicks chase after me. So apparently I'm lesbian Jesus...

Buddha, followed by Jesus (the enlightened one, I assume, not the mean-spirited one modern x-ians like to hide behind when they are feeling cowardly)

Abeja, "There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus." Galations 3:28

Huhm? Doesn't gibe with many other refs to gender in bible, but then... it is the bible after all...

Christian God, me.

This actually explains everything that's wrong everywhere. Completely.

I'm Jesus! Yay, millions of devout (and mindless) minions and disciples.

Second best was myself as my own god, though. Then Buddha, then the Christian God, then Zeus, Satan, Sekhemet and finally Bast.

These things always turn me into a woman. :-/

Your Result: Goddess Bast

You are the Goddess Bast. You are quiet and calm, but when need be, you are firm and fierce. You are full of love, and you always care. People often come to you for advise or guidance, and you willingly give it. Congatulations!! You are Goddess!!

Yeah I was Jesus with Buddha a very close second.

That works for me.

Apparently I found the "none of the above" triggers.

I got "you are your own god" as well, which is nice I guess. I am slightly more like Satan, and slightly less like Jesus than any other deity, but all the others came out a nice middle-of-the-road 50%. Which you'd think itself would give bonus points to my Buddha score but maybe I'm overthinking this.

I am also my own god, but the rest of the list is pretty good. I like the bottom.

Goddess Sekhemet

Satan

God Zeus

Goddess Bast

Budha [sic]

Jesus

The Christian God

It HAS to be broken. It said I was Jesus. If that's true, it does not bode well for christianity.

You are Zeus.

You are fierce and stong, and you like to throw lightning bolts at people who deserve it. You are fearless when it comes to fear, and harmless to nothing. You have the guts to take on anything and never look back. Congratulations!! You are God!!

MWHAHAHAHAHA

PHEER ME!!! (for I am stong)

That's more like it, yeah...

It said I was Buddha.

"You are a very peaceful person. You love all who love you. You are a cheerful personality and you have a great sense of humor."

I'm glad I'm Buddha instead of the Christian god.

I'm my own mythology as well. Yeah!

I got quite high scores for both satan and sekhemet (which I assume is a mis-spelling of sekhmet?), with both jesus and the christian god scoring very low, at the bottom of the pantheon.

You can get your actual percentages from the HTML:

Me 87%
Budha 48%
Goddess Sekhemet 46%
Goddess Bast 44%
Satan 44%
Jesus 44%
God Zeus 33%
The Christian God 33%

I rock! Furthermore, none of the other gods are above 50%, and Bast, Satan, and Jesus are in a tie for third, with Zeus and the Christian God both bringing up the rear.

Top that, ya'll secular humanist wannabes!

And, for the record, I didn't miscount. My own ranking is aleph.

I came out as a tie between Jesus and Satan for first place. I don't even want think about what that implies about me.

It's a rather cheesy quiz if they can't even spell 'Buddha' right.

The Christian God (and)
Jesus

I thought those were the same? I don't think the Holy Spirit even made the list. Anyway, I suspect that the answer is pure playful bunk, and the result is some kind of meaningless hash of your responses. Interestingly, I tried the quiz again while trying to fake my answers and it said "Whatever you say, Yahweh."

I'm Bast! Yea Me!

Your Result: Satan
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Which is odd, because on the Good/Evil quiz I was angelic...

Well, isn't that how Satan got his start after all ("The Fallen Angel Formerly Known As Lucifer")?

What? I am a Randian, sort of, and I got Buddha. Go figure. If I had my choice, though, of all the goddesses whether in or not in the quiz, I suppose I would have picked Parvati.

Don't ask.

Wow, not only am I pure evil, I'm also Jesus.
Not only have you been warned, but I love you.
Ken

That's just creepy. Next quiz will say I'm a Nixonian Republican. While he may have been our last liberal president (relative to what came after) I think I need to just shoot myself.

Ken again

Man, this is wacky; I love it!

Without giving away my answers and by estimating the percentage of red displayed in the "scoring fields" I ended up like this:

Over All: 80% my own god or goddess
Satan: 70%
Zeus 70%
Goddess Sekhemet 65%
Xtian God 50%
Budha 40%
Jesus 35%
Goddess Bast 35%

Listen PZ, I'm really sorry about the Zeus score. I wasn't even trying, I swear!

What confuses me is who is Bast and why is she last?

Both those quizzes are BOGUS BOGUS BOGUS!!!

I am SO not God or Angelic. I am, however, insulted. :(

hmmm... I'm getting more and more disturbed by these quiz results...

Your Result: The Christian God

You are the Holy Lord. You are the shepherd and those that follow you are your lambs. You are kind and patient, but when need be, you are vile and creul. You are often asked for advise or wisdom, and you willingly give it. Congratulations!! You are God!!

{wow, the guy who did this quiz couldn't even spell CRUEL... I guess I shouldn't worry TOO much about the validity of this one ;) }

I'm rather disappointed that my Zeus score is so low. I could throw lightning bolts and impregnate lovely mortal women! Give me a chance!

Uh... Didn't you just recently mention having done at least one of those things three times?

Yeah, see? I'm qualified!

I'm a little deficient on the lightning-bolt-throwing, but once my godhood comes through, ZAP!

I don't see Cthulhu on that list.

You'd better do some worshipping, fast, or you'll be eaten last.

Warren:

Christian God, me.

How odd. So was I. We could flip a coin, see who gets to be the holy spirit?
A few more folks score that, we can also claim infinite regression. ;)

I am the "Budha"? This Christian is amused! Though, on the other hand, I am quite bald....and.....fat.....!

Get thee behind me, Satan Quiz!

Eer, weird, Buddha is not a god.

I'm ok with being Sehkmet followed by my own god/dess, but I'm really pleased at getting the Christian god last.

It's true! I AM JESUS™ !!!

"I am the "Budha"? This Christian is amused! Though, on the other hand, I am quite bald....and.....fat.....!"

If it helps, the fat bald Buddha is strictly a Chinese modification. In the canonical descriptions, Buddha was actually tall, svelte, and had quite a lot of hair. He did, however, specifically deny being any sort of god.

Got to be my own god too, contrary bugger that I am.

The rest were in this order: Sekhemet, Bast, Budha, Zeus, The Christian God, Jesus, Satan

Hmm, Christianity occupying the three bottom spots -not much of a surprise there..

LOL! I'm so proud! Not only am I my own goddess, but those three Christian pretenders, Jesus, The Christian God and Satan, scored bottom three in my similarity lexicon ;^)

Lynn

Ha! I'm my own goddess too! Yay! (And 93% too... wow. Probably because I deigned to be contrary with their "Pick one (1) uno" garbage.)

As for the rest:
Jeebus 68%
Buddha 59%
Sekhmet 57%
Bast, Satan and Christian God all 54%
Zeus 41%

Hey, CG oughta be Yahweh, 'cause then the term applies to the Judeo- part of Judeo-Christian thinking.

And no Allah. So disappointing.

(Just noticed, too, that most of the 'mainstream' 'gods' are perceived as male... there's a blog post in that somewhere.)

Crudely Wrott: Bast is the Egyptian cat goddess.

I'm the Christian god, apparently. And evil. Hmm. These are just wacky people making up these quizzes ...