Welcome Ethan Siegel!

Holy shiny junk, Batman!

Yes, yes they do. But with all the heated discussion about the inappropriateness of commenting on the looks of female scientists, I will certainly say no more.

I think it would be a nice trend to start.

Do all astrophysicists have to dress up in red, white, and blue lycra, like a half-naked super-hero?

Short answer: yes.

Though I prefer the astronomer's outfit, as modeled by Phil Plait in the Skepchik's calendar. They are still negotiating on the Evolutionary Biologist Suit.

I merely assumed it was the outfit that ScienceBlogs issues to all of its new bloggers.

So why is it that you don't wear yours, PZ?

CatBallou, it's a different thing since he dressed that way for fun (hopefully), so no discrimination would apply. That being said and at the risk of venturing into cougar territory, not bad...

Someone needs to forward that post to Gregg "I like to bash dark matter like I know what I'm talking about" Easterbrook. Well done.

Can you imagine the size of the ear he's cleaning out with that q-tip?

Actually, I almost wore that very same outfit today.
That would have been sooo embarassing.

"dress up in red, white, and blue lycra, like a half-naked super-hero? It would be an interesting trend to get started."
go for it PZ
way to dress during your upcomming sabatical ;-)

It looks silly. That is all I will say.

I can see the introductions earlier...

"PZ, ES. ES, PZ. ES, ERV. ERV, ES. PZ, you know ERV, of course."

Let's see Guillermo Gonzalez pull that off.

Do all astrophysicists have to dress up in red, white, and blue lycra

Only the theoretical ones.

Oh, I'm not going to dress like that during my sabbatical. I won't need to dress, period, while I'm working on the book.

I do have to do something about that great big picture window near my desk at home, though...I might frighten the squirrels scampering about on the lawn.

Promises, promises.

...I might frighten the squirrels scampering about on the lawn.

Don't worry about the squirrels. They can clearly see you're nuts.

HP @16: I will say nothing of the difference the apostrophe and 'e' make.

I like that these new blogs coming in have really clever names. 'Starts With a Bang' is now my second favorite blog name just behind 'All My Faults Are Stress Related.'

Why are you going to be scampering about (naked) on the lawn, PZ?

;-)

Only the theoretical ones.

Ahhh, then I'm safe. Good. Wait, are you sure? 'cause I know we have a number of theoretical astrophysicists wandering the halls around here, and I don't remember seeing them dressed up this way. I'm pretty sure I would have noticed. Besides I'm due to move down to their floor in a few months and I'm not sure I can do my job after I take an icepick to my ocular system. Now where did I put that brain bleach?

I'll venture a comment on his looks and say he looks like Wonder Woman's younger brother. His blog, however, seems out of this world.

One of the perks of age is that I can say anything I damn well please. OMD, is he a hottie! How deliciously superficial is that?

Watching his intro video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbozgQl6gzU), he looks like Jackson Reeves, only with muscles and even worse hair.

So he's a TV Gladiator as well? Good thing that stave has padding.

I don't know if you cats heard, but PZ did his presentation in Columbus shirtless.
He's got abs like an extra from 300.

Lee Picton
We representatives of the Y chromosome are getting a little tired of being seen only for our physical beauty.
Regardless of how stunningly beautiful we may all be here at pharyngula.
I mean staggeringly so...with taught buttocks and firm thighs...and smooth skin...and...masculine features.
Do you like tatoos?
Oh nevermind.

Good thing that stave has padding.

Isn't it a staff? I thought stave was only for plurals (such as when the angry townspeople take up torches and staves to drive away evil-doers [or those they regard as such]).

PZ did his presentation in Columbus shirtless.
He's got abs like an extra from 300.

Evidence to the contrary can be found here. Not for the squeamish!

James F:

Let's see Guillermo Gonzalez pull that off.

Do I want to know what you mean by "pull that off?"

I thought stave was only for plurals

Depends on whether it's a verb or a noun. ;)
Wish I could beg off on having read Shakespeare lately, but it's an oopsie.
Can't get away w/anything on this blog, ey? Though wiktionary agrees w/me:
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/stave

PZ did his presentation in Columbus shirtless. He's got abs like an extra from 300.

Evidence to the contrary can be found here. Not for the squeamish!

Well everyone knows his pecs are pale and flabby. Only PZ's abs are tan and toned. No idea how he manages it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7978981.stm

Ha! In case you don't know the politcal 'party', Jesus will be the cover figure for the borderline-illegal hard right bigots of the 'British National Party'.

I look forward to the religious response.

Do all astrophysicists have to dress up in red, white, and blue lycra, like a half-naked super-hero?

Yes. Yes, they do. I'm quite sure of it.

Thanks....I have been looking for a blog by an astrophysicist. This blog looks great!!

You know, my husband has a PhD in astrophysics from UC Berkeley. I know a distressing number of guys with PhDs in astrophysics -- though none of them have ever actually worked as astrophysicists -- they have remarkable plasticity of mind. But none of them do I want to see in spandex. Of any color.

One woman's experience.

MKK

yes! lycra is the way to go. i believe it's a fabric that really shows where the ideas come from since it doesn't let anything hide. i'm sneezing while i type this. maybe because i don't really believe my words? :P still i prefer lycra to khakis.

I mean staggeringly so...with taught buttocks...

But how do you teach buttocks, anyw...

(...Scratch that. I. Did. Not. Ask.)

Well, if the lady bloggers are going to be appreciated by brainless commenters for being attractive as well as intelligent, shouldn't the men also work at displaying their...

Um, excuse me, I seem to have an appointment with a large mob of angry villagers wielding torches and pitchforks.

PZ,

This is great! I can't believe that welcoming me to scienceblogs has turned into a discussion of my Halloween Costume from last October!

It's an American Gladiator, the hair is mine but dyed and sprayed, the pugil stick is homemade, and the outfit is a wrestling singlet (spandex) that is painted red and blue.

But thanks for noticing! Hope you like the astrophysics, too!

Seeing Eric's racy wrestling outfit, I'm now waiting for a Siegel/Plait cage-match hopefully over a topic like blackholes or galactic collisions...like the one we're headed for in a few billion years with Andromedia! Phil will definitely need to check out some new tights, however.

Excuse me all...Ethan you aren't an Eric at all. To my fingers and brain...you're very naughty.

If we've learned anything from Sheril Kirshenbaum, it's that any commentary on a person's appearance is absolutely never justified and only demeaning all his work. I mean, clearly, you just dismissed every paper he's ever written, every book he's ever published, every lecture he's ever given, right?

A Halloween costume? Ah, right, it was *supposed* to be terrifying. It all makes sense now. :)

Ethan puts the "trophy" in "astrophysicist".

If we've learned anything from Sheril Kirshenbaum, it's that any commentary on a person's appearance is absolutely never justified and only demeaning all his work. I mean, clearly, you just dismissed every paper he's ever written, every book he's ever published, every lecture he's ever given, right?

Ah, but look at what he's wearing. He's clearly asking for it.

Wow...just...wow.

...those graphs are amazing.

Oh, and calling RevBDC - just when you thought a thread would be bacon free:

http://failblog.org/2009/04/01/product-fail/

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@#46

Was sagst du?

...Yes. In fact, biologists should too. Especially those of cephalopodian descent.

That outfit seems a little over the top.

Kinda' weird, UOP is a Catholic school.

Is he related to Jonathan Livingston Siegel?