In their national convention in Minneapolis, the Evangelical Lutheran Church of America voted to allow gay pastors. Good for them.
I guess that lightning bolt that struck the convention center was a warning from god to the intolerant conservative wing of the church that he loves his sexy homosexual worshippers, too. Now we just have to hope that the residents of Kansas and Oklahoma and all those bible-belt states will someday figure out that he's zapping them with lightning and tornadoes because he loves evolution, too.
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