Oh noes! The Irish have abandoned Mother Church!

Y'all remember Michael Voris, the Catholic Dominionist who wants America to make the Pope King of the United States? He's nuts, obviously, but now we get to see him make his sad face. He visited Ireland, at the invitation of some diocese to babble about "the sacred heart of Jesus", and while he was there, he did some man-on-the-street interviews. He is horrified to discover…most of the Irish have left the Catholic church!

Also, there are gays!

I think he should have also asked all those people if they believe in leprechauns. I think he would have been even more disillusioned.


Here's a hilarious addendum: Michael Voris is banned from speaking at his home diocese. He's too crazy even for the Catholic church.

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