Friday Cephalopod: Somebody's been watching The Shawshank Redemption a few too many times

The guards should have known. Inky had just been biding his time, planning patiently. And then he scurried down a sewer pipe late at night, to freedom!

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If I'd been guarding him, I would have been suspicious of that poster of Ursula from The Little Mermaid that he'd requested, too, and would have regularly checked behind it.

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Friday cephalopod? This is the cephalopod of all time! His statue should replace all the remaining Confederate generals in the United States.

By Christopher Young (not verified) on 16 Apr 2016 #permalink

Good for him!