(This is a screen cap of my desktop at work. The shortcuts are frequently-used folders, and I added one for my tenure materials only a couple of days ago.)
That is absolutely hilarious! I hope it helps.
Anything is easy when you're streaming KEXP!
The shortcuts to papers and research looks very useful too! They must be subfolders of your shortcut to tenure.
In honor of that, I just made shortcut on my desktop called "Shortcut to Progress."
Made me feel better. That, and delivering a blistering, fifteen minute jeremiad about the insanities of our ability to plan things, here.
OK, "Dissertation" just got renamed "Shortcut to Dissertation". Thank you for the great motivational tool!