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My Sister Was Bitten By a Radioactive Reindeer Once

By drorzel on October 2, 2006.

The Editors, in a stunning revelation, provide the innocent explanation for the Mark Foley instant-message transcripts: Foley's lines were real, but he was actually IM'ing the Editors about non-sexual topics. Sample passage, with the real responses restored:

Maf54 (7:46:01 PM): well I better let you go do oyur thing
Editorz (7:46:11 PM): yes I have to go do some hand modeling
Editorz (7:46:18 PM): because I am trying to break into the hand modeklling game
Editorz (7:46:22 PM): but it's hard
Editorz (7:46:27 PM): I have to go audition for the girls who give out the hand model jobs
Maf54 (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a haand job this weekend
Editorz (7:46:42 PM): Noo because I was bitten by a radioactive reindeer the other day
Editorz (7:46:55 PM): and so im turning into a deer
Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): are you
Editorz (7:47:11 PM): yes its awkward
Editorz (7:47:11 PM): and my hands are starting to look like hoofs
Editorz (7:47:11 PM): and that's a disadvantage in the hand modeling biz

What a relief. I mean, the reindeer thing is sort of a bummer, but at least Foley is innocent.

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