The Onion AV Club has a review of the Aardman Animation CGI flick Flushed Away that contains a sentence starting with:
Once the film introduces a pack of French frog ninjas led by Jean Reno,...
Really, it doesn't much matter what comes after that. I don't really intend to see the movie, but it pleases me to know that there is a movie that introduces a pack of French frog ninjas led by Jean Reno.
Really, more movies should feature packs of French frog ninjas led by Jean Reno. Or, possibly, I should get more sleep.
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Now, come on. There are a lot of French frog ninjas packs around (here in France). Some led by people called Jean, some by people called Reno, very few led by people called Jean Reno. And what's extraordinary is that at least one was caught by a camera!
Did you had [any other] interesting dreams? :-)
I think this is a pretty good supplemental rule to the frozen zombie credo. Now we just need to combine the two in a coherent storyline, and we're golden.