Windows 386 Is on the Attack

Via a mailing list, I got sent this link to a really mind-boggling Microsoft marketing video from the 80's. It really defies description, but the original poster made a good attempt:

Microsoft sent this tape to retailers to explain the benefits of Windows 386. Boring until the 7 minute mark when the production is taken over by crack-smoking monkeys.

The link goes directly to the seven minute mark, or I'll embed the full video below the fold (mostly because I want to see how that works). It's nice to see that Microsoft have been PR aces for close to twenty years...

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"Stand back William, stand back, Windows 386 is on the
attack!" - all over Mission Impossible funkadelic mix.

By Brad Holden (not verified) on 16 Jan 2007 #permalink

meu senhor do espaço!!!