'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Otaku

Via Rachel Manija Brown, a Wikipedia page on misheard lyrics in Japan:

From Sean Paul's "Fire Links Intro":

  • Mayday! [...] Sean Paul! This one is hot!
  • ç®çã! [...] ã·ã£ã³ãã¼! ãªã³ã¹ã¯ç¡ãã!
  • Me itai! [...] ShanpÅ«! Rinsu wa nai sa!
  • My eyes hurt! [...] Shampoo! There is no hair conditioner!

Global pop culture is Difficult. Still, this is probably fair payback for the word salad of the Hellsing theme music, which puts absolute gibberish over one of the coolest theme tunes around.

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Add an apostrophe and tack 5 more syllables on there and you'd have a pretty amusing haiku.

My eyes hurt! Shampoo!
There's no hair conditioner.
The shower is pain.

Or something along those lines.