LOLEmmy: Unsatisfactory Toys

It's Saturday, and it's Homecoming weekend at Union, so I'll be over on campus watching sporting events for a good chunk of the day. That means it's a perfect time to pay off another blog purchase, this one from Rajesh Vaidya who asked for LOLEmmys, at least five pictures worth.

There are two problems with this request: First, the Queen of Niskayuna is much too dignified to speak in LOLCat. More importantly, though, I'm not very good at coming up with these. However, that's why I have clever readers. So, here's a picture:

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And here's my lame attempt at a caption:

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I'm sure somebody out there can do better, though, so feel free to suggest better captions in comments.

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Basically, an almost last call for entries. And to reiterate, a humour piece is needed, plus (plus) additional captions can be supplied if you want to take a chance at modifying your score for better or for worse. Also, note that the prize rocks! (full details below)
The younger Free-Ride offspring's soccer team has been playing in a regional tournament this weekend, and we're girding our loins and guarding our shins to go out and play a second day of tournament games.

Personally, I find the ungrammaticalness of LOLcats really annoying so I think Colin M's first attempt is the funniest (sorry, funnier than yours, Chad).

LOLEmmys, sounds like the web animal captioning awards of choice.