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"Okay okay but who is Barack Obama, really, while I am playing scary music and flashing this terrifyingly desaturated image of Barack Obama in a turban across your television screen? "Oh my god I have no idea, who is this mysteriously radical mystery radical!" Giblets is glad you asked!"
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"In today's class, we'll be exploring the following principles: first, the Pythagorean theorem. Second, the reciprocal relationship between sine and cosine. And third, logarithmic functions and how they relate to me not having a damn clue what I've just said."
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A gallery of unusual typography.
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"Faced with the onset of a global recession, a massive credit crunch and severe liquidity problems, John McCain, the sages at our paper and the rest of the New Hoovers are advocating not just less government spending, but much less government spending. Their response to a perfect storm of tight money crises is to make money even tighter. Brilliant."
