A self-proclaimed snoutfair

On Ms Coulter, Zeno writes:

As she plies her trade as a self-proclaimed snoutfair and prunk dispenser of scaum, we can imagine she cut her teeth as a flarting nazzle. Time, however, is not the ally of this cock-throppled fishfag, now well on her ostentiferous way to becoming a dwizzen-faced hurrion. She may not anticipate her condign fate while still basking in the puzzomous regard of the national media and girding her loins in defense of the rhonchisonant quockerwodger in the White House, but she will end up well and truly scunt, both morally and financially.

No folks, this isn't nonsense (or even the shade of Joyce). They are all perfectly good words, albeit unused ones. For a glossary, see here.

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