cephalopods

Enough. Everyone is sending me this photo of a girl in a fluffy hat and tentacles, and she looks nothing like a cephalopod! OK, but she is adorable, and I want that hat, too.
Vitreledonella richardi (via Young R.E., M. Vecchione and D.T. Donovan; and check out the videos!)
The answer is "No! You're beautiful!" It's part of a theme. (via Dave Harasti)
Suddenly, it resonates with me. I've also been sent these images of spectacular wall art. I want one. Somehow, though, I doubt that I'll be able to convince the TrophyWife™ that it's worth $950.
When the animal is a squid, of course, which are beautiful even in death. Here's the dance of dying chromatophores: (via Arthropoda)
This is probably the nerdiest thing I've been sent in oh, two or three days.
With mixed feelings, I announce the demise of Paul the 'psychic' octopus. On the one hand, he was a living creature, and I feel sadness at any death. On the other hand, he was a psychic fraud, and I have no sympathy for those rascals. On the other hand, he was a cephalopod, and those especially deserve to thrive. On the other hand, the hype surrounding him was tiresome and overblown—good riddance. On the other hand, he was being exploited by his trainers slave masters, so he hardly deserves the blame. On the other hand, what a waste of everyone's time to be playing fake psychic games with…
Fabulous fashion statement: I'm thinking I could one-up her if I stopped trimming the beard, too.
The Moody Bible Institute foretold my malign influence in 1925.
Yes! You can watch the giant squid episode of Inside Nature's Giants. There's a little squeeing going on in my hotel room right now, I'm just glad no one else is here to record me.
Via National Geographic, which also offers this video of Humboldt Squid Wrestling.
Loligo plei (via the Smithsonian)
Grimpoteuthis (via NOAA)
The perpetual thread filled up fast when I wasn't looking…and just to keep the mood of the Friday Cephalopod, here's Vampyroteuthis in action. (Current totals: 11,056 entries with 1,132,836 comments.)
Vampyroteuthis infernalis (via ToLWeb)
Sepia officinalis (via the Smithsonian)
(via Boing Boing)
Everybody is sending me links to this spectacular cake, but none of them answer the question, "WHY?" I mean, it could be for PZ Myers' birthday party, but that's almost 6 months away, and I never got an invitation; it could be for some member of the cephalopod cult's entry into manhood at 13; it could be for my wake, but I'm not dead yet. I am mystified as I marvel.