Clock Quotes
clock | May 22, 2008When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick.
- Bill Lemley
clock | May 21, 2008People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.
- Bill Vaughan
clock | May 20, 2008Sometimes when I look at all my children, I say to myself, Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin.
- Bessie Lillian Gordy Carter (1898-1983)
clock | May 19, 2008The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
- Woody Allen
clock | May 18, 2008The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
- Winston Churchill
clock | May 16, 2008Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
- William Shakespeare
clock | May 15, 2008By the time a man notices that he is no longer young, his youth has long since left him.
- W. Somerset Maugham
clock | May 14, 2008Life is so much more meaningful if you take the time to hunt down and strangle twits who post blather to inappropriate newsgroups.
- Henry Spencer
clock | May 13, 2008I feel so agitated all the time, like a hamster in search of a wheel
- Carrie Fisher
clock | May 10, 2008The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.
- Douglas Noel Adams
clock | May 8, 2008If we think we regulate printing, thereby to rectify manners, we must regulate all regulations and pastimes, all that is delightful to man.
- John Milton
clock | May 6, 2008About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
- Herbert Clark Hoover
clock | May 5, 2008One of the misfortunes of our time is that in getting rid of false shame we have killed off so much real shame as well.
- Louis Kronenberger
clock | May 4, 2008Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.
- Marcus Aurelius
clock | May 3, 2008Sometimes the child in one behaves a certain way and the rest of oneself follows behind, slowly shaking its head.
- James E. Shapiro
clock | May 2, 2008Gather ye rosebuds while ye may,
Old Times is still a-flying:
And this same flower that smiles today,
Tomorrow will be dying.
- Robert Herrick