From The Onion: Healthy Snacks

Some Saturday morning humor that literally had me laughing out loud, as only The Onion can do (foul language, but I think even PharmMom will appreciate this):

Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks

"Weren't Sun Chips healthy enough for you, you goddamn hippie bastards?" Carey added.

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Just, turn off your brain before you read this post, folks. If you try to to think about this, Im pretty sure your entire brain will hemorrhage, and I dont want to be responsible for that. You think I am joking. I am not.

I no longer eat those 'snack foods' but I will defend to the death the right of other Americans to indulge themselves.