Late Week Limerick

WITH BONUS DOUBLE DACTYL and no limerick.

Higgledy Piggledy
Michael J. Behe (phud)
sees in bacteria
wee little boats.

Reducing complex fla-
gellomachinery
weakens religion which
Behe promotes.

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