Muskrat queen

Congratulations to Dakota Abbot, this year's champion muskrat skinner, and the new Miss Outdoors:

"Oh my God!" a boy in the audience yelled, at the sight of a woman in perfect makeup with her hand inside a muskrat.

Then, from another part of the crowd: an older woman's voice: "She's good."

I wish Ms. Abbott the very best of luck in her pursuit of a marine biology degree. She's clearly well-qualified. While you're at it, check out the video of the event.

Hat tip to: Digital Cuttlefish.

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