American auto manufacturing is on death's door, the economy is in the shitter, and creationism is about to be forced into textbooks across the nation. Thus, it makes sense that Larry King wants his viewers' opinions on Madonna's adoption plans.
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Ah, life in America.
Next up, Lifestyles of the Rich and Cranky.
Larry King and his viewers will have better ideas about Madonna's adoption plans than the economy, or creationism. Let them keep busy entertaining themselves.
Soon Larry King will have Jenny McCarthy on his show to promote her new book.
What was that about "Bread and Circuses"?