Things you don't want to hear in the Operating Room:
1. "My wife made this incredible cabbage and baked bean casserole last night."
2. "Doctor, why is there an "X" on the patient's other leg?"
3. "Nurse, would you bring me a double Jack-and-water please?"
4. "Stop arguing and turn up the power on the electrocautery probe."
5. "Maybe if you press a little harder with the laryngoscope."
6. "Instead of Mozart I thought we'd listen to something a little more invigorating today."
7. "Did you remember to eat a light lunch?"
8. "Doctor, he insists on speaking to you - says he's your broker."
9. "What do you mean you don't have a Fothergill-Key extractor? Well, quick, get me a substitute!"
10. "I'll be right back."
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Thanks for making me smile...and shake my head. :-P
Is it wrong of me to laugh at the image of someone's evisceration?
Docsgirl ne yapmaya calistigini anlamadim senin.
smile den kastin nedir.