Things you don't want to hear in the Operating Room:
1. "My wife made this incredible cabbage and baked bean casserole last night."
2. "Doctor, why is there an "X" on the patient's other leg?"
3. "Nurse, would you bring me a double Jack-and-water please?"
4. "Stop arguing and turn up the power on the electrocautery probe."
5. "Maybe if you press a little harder with the laryngoscope."
6. "Instead of Mozart I thought we'd listen to something a little more invigorating today."
7. "Did you remember to eat a light lunch?"
8. "Doctor, he insists on speaking to you - says he's your broker."
9. "What do you mean you don't have a Fothergill-Key extractor? Well, quick, get me a substitute!"
10. "I'll be right back."
More like this
Due to work stuff, I'm very busy this week, and I don't have time to write a detailed
pathological language post, so I chose something that doesn't take a lot of explanation, but
While browser over at programming.reddit.com, I came across something simultaneously hideous and amazing.
I saw it at Julie's.
"American Music," the Violent Femmes
"California Stars," Billy Bragg and Wilco
"The City of New Orleans," Arlo Guthrie
"Song to Woody," Bob Dylan
"The Body of an American," the Pogues
Thanks for making me smile...and shake my head. :-P
Is it wrong of me to laugh at the image of someone's evisceration?
Docsgirl ne yapmaya calistigini anlamadim senin.
smile den kastin nedir.