Things You Don't Want to Hear During an Ambulance Ride to the Hospital
1. "Sir, would you like some music?"
2. "Wait! I think we forgot the defibrillator!"
3. "Relax, willya...this is a shortcut."
4. "Now, you're not going to say anything about this, are you?"
5. "Isn't that your wife over there on the corner?"
6. "Do you mind if I lie down next to you?"
7. "You saw that bicyclist back there, didn't you?"
8. "Man, did we tie one on last night!"
9. "Say, do you happen to have change for a twenty?"
10. "Pienso que él va a morir."
11. "Hey, slow down - I think this girl needs a lift."
12. "Do you mind putting this on before we get there?"
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Due to work stuff, I'm very busy this week, and I don't have time to write a detailed
pathological language post, so I chose something that doesn't take a lot of explanation, but
While browser over at programming.reddit.com, I came across something simultaneously hideous and amazing.
I saw it at Julie's.
"American Music," the Violent Femmes
"California Stars," Billy Bragg and Wilco
"The City of New Orleans," Arlo Guthrie
"Song to Woody," Bob Dylan
"The Body of an American," the Pogues
How about:
we can't remember the number for the Chevy Chase Rescue Squad so we called DC instead?
Yikes!
Ha, laughed so hard I started to tear up, especially the one about picking up the girl. I love this blog!