Please, can my son cut you up? He's a genius

What a horrible farce.

The 15-year-old son of two doctors performed a filmed Caesarean section birth under his parents' watch in southern India in an apparent attempt to gain a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records as the youngest surgeon.

The last thing a patient needs is a juvenile doctor with a disproportionate sense of his own smarts egged-on by his imbecile parents. And, what's with this Guinness nonsense? Isn't there better things to aspire to than a mention in a record book that panders to weird and crazy shit?

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I received the most bizarre spam email. It claims to be from the company that makes Guinness:
I don’t usually highlight my e-mail spam, but this was so priceless, I just had to. So much wrong here:
Since the World Atheist Conference is in Dublin this June, you should go just to test this scientific conclusion: the Guinness does taste better in Ireland. I think so, too.
Can you stay awake for a book? Or are books going extinct along with the American attention span?

Guinness has refused to accept other records, and even discontinued some, on the basis of endangerment. If they have any honor at all, they'll refuse to list this one.