Want to stop being promiscuous?! Buy this product!

i-75fa6f7cebb4145668724f37f5a52b36-steve_icon_medium.jpgAre you concerned that you are just sleeping with waaaay too many people? Do you want to avoid getting STD's? Do your neighbors give you dirty looks in every morning when a new person comes waltzing out of your apartment? Just place this wonderful pez like condom dispenser on your nightstand table. Not only will it ensure that you have safer sex - it will ensure that you have NO sex. When your prospective partner see's it they will realize that you probably carry many many diseases that they simply do not want.

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But hey... it's only 28$ I'm not sure how you can afford to NOT get one!

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- it will ensure that you have NO sex. When your prospective partner see's it they will realize that you probably carry many many diseases that they simply do not want.

Always good to promote an attitude that discourages condom use. Hooray for teen pregnancy!

I work in public health. I find this device incredibly amusing and would want one for my office.

By Rogue Epidemiologist (not verified) on 11 Sep 2008 #permalink

Plenty of people in steady relationships use condoms too. Why not keep them in a stylish dispenser on your bedside table, rather than a plastic bag under the bed, or buried in a drawer somewhere?

I would totally buy that! And I'd put it on my desk at work. I bet it would disense those little flat Ghiradelli chocolates just fine. Fun for everyone!

I'm making fun of the fact that they have a dispenser next to their bed advertising the fact.

There's no functional difference.

I bet it would disense those little flat Ghiradelli chocolates just fine. Fun for everyone!

I suggest a 9:1 ratio of chocolates to condoms.

What this story you talked about shows is:

MOST MEDICAL PERSONNEL ARE NEAR WORTHLESS

I am atheist and do not attribute the story recounted to religious occurances. I attribute it to doctors not being problem solvers. As an engineer I solve problems all the time and dealing with doctors pains me because this is SO very obvious