Crack Found in Man's Buttocks

So sue us. 18 months of blogging and one unbearably lowbrow entry. But my hand was forced -- not just because I laughed, but because the arrest was in my childhood hometown. Click below the fold for a screenshot of the headline.

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Sigh.

With all due apologies to regular readers. That means you, Mercury.

As linked from The Morning News which linked fromthis site.

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Hiding crack in his buttocks? Neat trick... I guess they must be removable or something.

It must be quite spacious in there to hide 15 bags. Pity the person who had to remove them ....

I'm speechless. My lurking here has always been rather Statler & Waldorf-esque, but this changes everything. I mean: I had no idea you were from Hagerstown.

I5 BAGS IN HIS REAR??? SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL BEST..
YOU SHOULD ONLY FIND ONE CRACK IN YOUR REAR AND IT'S NOT DRUGS..THE LOOK ON HIS FACE IS TELLING ME THEY HAVE ALREADY REMOVED THE ITEMS...

By PURPA TRADER (not verified) on 08 Feb 2008 #permalink

=ROFL= =gasp= =MAO= HAAAAAAALP!!!! I'm =wheeze= hyperventilating!

By wotthe7734 (not verified) on 09 Feb 2008 #permalink

Never will I ever again ask a dealer, "Yo man, you got any o that crack-shit for sale?"