ELMO: Elmo is not very happy today. Elmo is sad. That is why Elmo is here to see you Mr. Geneticist.
GENETICIST: Tell me, little one. Why are you so sad?
ELMO: Elmo thinks he has a hand up his ass. Elmo wanders if Mr. Geneticist can make it go away.
GENETICIST. I am sorry little one. What you would need to do is consult your medical doctor. I fear I cannot help you here, as I am, sadly, only a geneticist.
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Oh, I LOVE IT!!!!! Thanks for making my day a little brighter.
Elmo sad that he thinks what he says is controlled by giant brain.
If Elmo has problems dealing with reality, Elmo should see shrink.