Most Extreme Animal Shirts

Straight from Katie and Andrew's closets we bring you this Mountain Dew-soaked photographic essay.

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An explosive herbivore bursts forth from your chest

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So many, many more below the fold...

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Oh my sternum? Yes, it's real bear

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Spirit of the Casino

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A rare candid glimpse into pre-Columbian North America

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We count four offensive things in this shirt. How many can you find?

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Seizure inducing dolphins

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T-Rexes fight on the moon

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We count four offensive things in this shirt. How many can you find?

1) Head shots compromise the trophy value.
2) The starzn'barz has been desecrated with bullet holes.

um, that's all I got.

3) Loving things equates to killing them
4) Hunting deer equates to loving the Confederacy and/or Southern culture (are there no people from other states who like to hunt?) and/or political conservatism

Good lord, I want nearly all of these, plus half the shirts on the site mrcreosote linked to. My next paycheck is toast.

I want to know where I can buy the T-Rexes fighting on the moon.





Want TREX shirt too.

Love the t-shirts. Although it seems unlikely the shark would be having such a hard time with that cotton t-shirt. He's well wrapped up in that thing.

Where can I buy that shark shirt? Because hell yes.

It looks plausible. The results seem sensible, and, as G and T say, people think they understand it. It depends on each layer receiving and absorbing radiation from above and below, and re-radiating half up and half down as heat energy, capable of raising temperature.