Nifty, nifty, nifty!
PZ now'll be fifty!
We all a poem must produce
Proper homages as we choose
Sean gets all astro logical on us so to compensate, and in honour of PZ hisself, we go to the true mystery:
what does "PZ" really mean?
And the number of the PZ is 6
And SIX shall be the number of the PZ.
Not five, or four, and absolutely not seven
Perish the thought.
Venus is the ruling planet (duh).
Best suited profession: alchemist
Body Chemistry: Mucus!
Psychic number: ...balanced yet paradoxical...
Destiny number: ...fair minded... vulnerable to criticism...
That's our PZ.
BTW I don't know what hack Sean used to cast PZ's horoscope, I went to astro.com, and their horoscope is nothing like that thing Sean found. I used the exact same data. Clearly wotstheirnames that he used got it all wrong.
Hey, I used the internet! The internet is never wrong.