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Numerology of PZ

By catdynamics on March 8, 2007.

Nifty, nifty, nifty!
PZ now'll be fifty!
We all a poem must produce
Proper homages as we choose

Sean gets all astro logical on us so to compensate, and in honour of PZ hisself, we go to the true mystery:

what does "PZ" really mean?

And the number of the PZ is 6

And SIX shall be the number of the PZ.
Not five, or four, and absolutely not seven
Perish the thought.

Venus is the ruling planet (duh).

Best suited profession: alchemist

Body Chemistry: Mucus!

Psychic number: ...balanced yet paradoxical...

Destiny number: ...fair minded... vulnerable to criticism...

That's our PZ.

BTW I don't know what hack Sean used to cast PZ's horoscope, I went to astro.com, and their horoscope is nothing like that thing Sean found. I used the exact same data. Clearly wotstheirnames that he used got it all wrong.

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