I know...

What Chuck Norris can never do.

The question whose answer is 42

Who the jams are and why we must kick them out

The axioms of physics

Whether Hissing Sid was guilty

Whether P=NP

How 7/3 arises in Navier-Stokes theory

The bin you can never choose from

Whether to be or not to be

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Our place in the universe

The chemistry of Cold Dark Matter

What evil is

How magnetic fields reconnect

The emergence of consciousness

What life is

Where the aliens are

The Nine Billion Names of God

Whether any given program will halt

But I ain't telling.

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