The Onion is the best, as always

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The Days When Democracy In America Was Bogus First, three stories. One comes from other sources, not verified, but everyone at the time (it is said) knew it to be true. Political operatives in the Boston area used to visit the train yards during the days and hours before a local mayoral election…
Donald Trump is the president elect of the United States. Why? Trump did not win because he is widely liked. He is NOT widely liked. A very small number of Americans voted for Trump, and this number was magnified by the conservative-state-favoring electoral college, and most of those who did not…
...and the internetz should get the credit. From thereisnospoon: First, the DCCC has taken notice and decided to up the ante in a big way by spending $1 million on the race: The race for the 6th District just keeps getting bigger and more national. Thanks Michele Bachmann! The Democratic…
Here in the math department at James Madison University, we are currently debating certain changes to the major. The problem is that we have distinct groups in pure mathematics, applied mathematics, statistics and math education. We also have students that major in mathematics for very different…

The Ted Haggard article (Haggard Molested by Republican Congressman) is also worth a look. Money quote: "Just because many Republicans are secretely gay or criminals"
Bwa Ha Ha!