Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set I go into the other room and read a book.
- Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx
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- Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx, 1890 - 1977
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