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It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.

- Dr. Frank N. Furter

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It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache. - Dr. Frank N. Furter
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Well just maybe Dr. Frank N. Furter should speak to Dr. Frank N. Stein and get a new face built out of fresh meat. No?