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Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.

- Norman Ford

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Janet tagged everyone with the Random Quotes meme. The rules: "Go here and look through random quotes until you find 5 that you think reflect who you are or what you believe." I've added a comment for each of my selections, but that's not required. It is even harder for the average ape to believe…
I'm told I went out last night and that many beers were consumed, but I have no memory of the event. Why does too much hooch make us forget? And does the fact that I "blacked out" mean I should reserve a place in rehab? Sincerely, Chastened Boozehound Dear Boozehound, You probably never thought you…
I'm speaking from experience, people, having had most of these lobbed at me one time or another. Please feel free to add to the list in the comments section. 1. "When is the baby due?" I'm not pregnant, you douchebag. I'm fat. If I were pregnant, I'd probably be prancing around telling…
Mother Jones has an interesting article this month concerning hypermilers, that is, people who try to get the absolute highest possible fuel mileage out of their vehicles. Lots of folks are concerned about the environment along with high fuel costs, so I figured these drivers might be able to give…