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"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."

- Mark Twain

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Am back in Amersham after a three week trip to India. The vacation (a misnomer) in India was wonderful. So wonderful it was that at one point my body gave up digesting in disgust. A few books I read during the vacation:-
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain