My Ikea Teakettle

Since I started a little self-disclosure yesterday, I am going to
continue that theme.  Very few people know this about me.
 The fact is, I have congenital amusia.  No, that
does not mean I am "easily amused."  It means I am tone deaf.
 



A couple of days ago, I heard a piece on NPR.  This was one of
those bits where they record people's stories.   The story was
about a woman who said that some old teakettles had harmonica reeds to
make the whistling sound more musical.  She was thrilled to
get a teakettle that had three holes in the cap, so that the whistle
was not just a whistle, it was a musical chord.  



They played a recording of it.  The sound drove me nuts.
 It also sounded familiar, because I have a teakettle that
does the same thing.  It is an Ikea kettle.  The
visual design is wonderful, but the noise is maddening.  I had
no idea it is supposed to be pleasant.  To me, it sounds like
a fire alarm.



In fact, when I first heard it, I was as bemused as I was annoyed.
 How could something with such an elegant
design have such an awful sound?


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href="http://www.ikea.com.sg/products/product_display.asp?id=1377">Kettle
TRUDELUTT
class="lightorange4Bold">$9.90
(Price applies for this product as per description
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border="0" height="7" width="4"> Whistles
when the water is boiling.

border="0" height="7" width="4"> Aluminum/phenolic
plastic

border="0" height="7" width="4"> Volume:
1.5 l
src="http://www.ikea.com.sg/images/gray_line.gif" height="3"
width="50"> Designer: IKEA of Sweden

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To me, it sounds like a fire alarm.

Hmmmm ... you do know that it is an alarm?? :-) "Take me off the heat and I'll stop screaming!!"

Sorry ... it's been a long day ...

By Scott Belyea (not verified) on 01 Mar 2007 #permalink

Mine has three holes but it never whistles. I've almost boiled it to bits on several occasions. If you'll excuse me, I have to look up "phenolic plastic" now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bakelite

Phenol is just benzene with an hydroxyl group stuck on it. It is a chemical that forms the basis for many plastics. Compounds derived from phenol are called phenolics.

Phenolic plastic is plastic that is made using a phenol-type of compound, in which a bunch of little units are strung together.

The name "Trudelutt" means something like "small ditty" or "quick melody" in Swedish. A pretty clear clue (if you know Swedish, of course, but don't we all?).

A friend of mine is a super-taster -- another congenital type condition -- and he can't stand bell peppers.

That's hilarious -- my friend has one of these, and the first time I heard it I absolutely had to get one, I liked the sound so much. It sounds like a foghorn to me.

Only nine bucks new? Gee, I just bought this at the Goodwill for seven dollars. What a sucker I am.