I Wanna Be a Pirate

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tags: pirate, talk like a pirate day
Last Saturday was International Talk Like a Pirate Day and Minnow and I got into the spirit of the day by reading the only toddler-appropriate pirate book I know:
Normally, I can't be motivated to read economics—no offense, economists, but I think the economics part of my brain got left behind on one of my many moves around the country, and it was locked in to one particular latitude and longitude anyway—but maybe adding a little swashbuckling
At first you would not think that pirates would try to establish a base in Utah.  There are not a lot of coves or bays there.  Even so, it is the first State to have an official pirate base.  They have a logo.  They are even circulating a

If he was a scurvy seadog those stained teeth would've dropped out and he'd be gumming his cutlass. I suspect him of eating his antiscorbutics. Not so piractical now, eh?

Ahh but they are not real teeth. They are false teeth carved out of the bones of dead whales and enemy sea swine!