...we have some news...
You're killing me with the suspense... and if there were any remaining doubts about my own geekiness, then admitting that a scientific blog is suspenseful would appear to seal the deal.
You just made me snort coffee out my nose. Unfortunately it went all over my lab notebook so I think that I still win for being a geek.
Don't let him break you, Craig. Be strong. Hold the line!