Bork and Jesus?

Jason Kuznicki spotted this at Farkleberries and it's hilarious. This woman named Veronica Lueken, who claims to be in regular contact with Jesus and his mother, has interspersed quotes from the two of them along with quotes from and pictures of Robert Bork about the evils of homosexuality. It includes this juicy "quote" from the big JC himself:

"And the great issue now of homosexuality in your country, that shall be on the balance that Michael holds. Unless this balance is evened by removing this evil from your country and bringing in just laws to prevent the spread of homosexuality, you cannot be saved; your country cannot be saved."

So it appears that Jesus himself is a Christian reconstructionist. Who woulda thunk it? Of course, she may be on to something. I mean, the Rev. Moon also talks to Jesus regularly (and to every dead person in history, evidently) and he thinks gays should be eliminated too. Man, these people better hope that their religion is wrong. Because if there is a Christ and he's the same one who said, "Whatever you do to the least of these, my brethren, you do unto me also", they're in for one hell of a shock.

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Well Ed,

Jesus talks to me too, but through the scriptures, not personally. As you know from by blog, the message I receive is quite different than the one you take note of, as in my In the Garden of Eden post.

You're on to something. The future holds a lot of wailing and gnashing of teeth for some people, that's for sure.

Wow, who'd have thunk it, Jesus sounds just like Osama or your run of the mill ayatollah.